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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Saturday, November 04, 2006
the challenge is on. you may be one tough nut to crack, but not only will i crack you, i will break you. i will crush you.
this is war, and God help me i won't stop till you, your name, your family and their name, and anyone or thing associated with you are ruined. broken. crushed.
for too long, i stood by and merely watched as you and your minions ravaged my mind, body and soul (yes, Ulic has a soul, and fyi, it is as yet unsold to any devil). for too many painful years, you have deprived me of even the most basic happiness that is the birthright of all humans (yes, Ulic is also human. barely).
no more. no longer. our prolonged engagement will finally come to a long overdue end.
my mistake was being alone, and that loneliness left me watching as those around me realised your vile nature and waged their own wars, much to their individual successes. mistakes aren't meant to be repeated, though. i have found allies. and they will not hesitate to aid me in destroying you.
with their help, my friends the Dumbells, Gymball, and Weight Gainer, you, the dark spectre of Underweight-ness, shall be forever vanquished. Starting next week.
Cheh. Maybe i should start destroying my old enemy Procrastination first. Okay, maybe tomorrow...
Dumped At7:57 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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cheese and chocolates are pretty good allies, bt might be a lil bit unhealthy =)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ye gods.
LOL kam's right. hahahah all these while i thought u were talking abt some idiot.. lol all the best(: i'm ALWAYS here to treat u to unhealthy fast food. i mean it (;
hallo ikhs! ahahahehehhohoo
heylo ikhsannnnnnnnnn
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