An Ode To A Day In My Life
The early morning sun awakes
Aready I am on my way
In father's car till school I stay
I sit in school when morning breaks.
Sometimes this body aches and waits
A victim to a lonely fate
While others I sit not alone
A rock among some friendly stones.
The voice it looms loud long enough
To get us moving; yet I laugh
Because in spite of what it says
Not one, nor two, but all still stay.
Come noon when sun stands ramrod straight
The searful sheen of heat, it burns
And in the classrooms where we learn
For teachers' words we do not wait.
The things they say, their tips for tests
Fall unimpeded on deaf ears
And all the knowledge they posess
Is lost in myriad seas of fears.
Yet through it all, none of our frights
Concern the things we need for school
The only worry day and night
We have is only if we're cool.
As sun begins to falter more
And shadows cast run long and deep
In toilets people make their marks
When boredom fills their every pore.
The clock, it ticks with cruel pace
So slow it mocks me in my face
As time eternal gets condensed
Into a moment with no sense.
The numbness though it dwells entrenched
Like substitutes upon the bench
Fate yet cannot stop that one ring
To home I run, always smiling.
Note to readers: Yeah well I was bored in school. Duh.
I would like, totally check your spelling, but then I'm too lazy to point out all of them.
Wow. The minute I stop checking, you start updating. Gotta read the rest. hah. it's not our fault if kind souls insist on not incripting a password to their accounts..Xp
Fascinating... hahahah u cl0wn. hah and hell yeah faiz is not gonna get offended o.O lol evil u. I did the fly thing once. Thank god for long T-shirts.
Dude. You ain't a trouble magnet. This is a world full o' trouble. Making yourself out to be a trouble magnet is like making a fish out to be a water whore.
In terms of unclarified vagueness, your blog is top-notch. I have no idea what you just wrote.
Ulic wood lyke too apollogize for hes appolling spellink. his not dat goot ad hes langkuage. soory.
The Evaluation of Print and Non-Print Materials (EoM)
Essentially a process through which students can conveniently waste their lives away without the obvious accountability being traced back to the teachers and the establishment. It is a slow and tedious process, somewhat reminiscent of the tortures of answering social studies source-based questions. The only difference is that there is but one question, instead of four, and the quality of answers has an actual bearing in your A Level results.
As such, many students perpetually trudge on in completing their EoMs to the best of their abilities, despite the ever obvious superflous nature of it all. Many hours of lesisure time are sacrificed as the opportunity cost of this activity and students go to great lengths to finish the said document. All this is done at the expense of more enjoyable activities such as eating, sleeping, and (erm) masturbation.
The nominal gain that students experience is severly overstative of the actual benefits that this activity brings about. This is due to the exclusion of the consideration of negative externalities, such as degradation of psycho-motor skills (as evidenced in less outstanding performances in console games) and basically (erm) less masturbation.
Indeed, the unpleasant side-effects of this (eg. more efficiant study habits and lifestyles that will ensure long and successful working careers, leading up to an enriching retirement and fulfilling life) outweigh the benefits (eg. more voluminous and viscous (erm) ejaculation).
In succint conclusion, EoM sucks.
Note to readers: If you guys have not realised that I am trying to joke here, then OH GOD YOU ARE ALL FREAKINGLY RETARDED IDIOTS. AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, YOU"RE ALL FAT. HAH.
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Ada said...
Of which there are many. Many many many.
And of COURSE you're not fat. All that masturbation drained you of all your bodily juices.
An Ode To Wireless Networking:
Awake, I beseech you now, awake,
That all your powers I may leech;
I now have learned what others teach,
And so in free surfing partake.
I ask of you just one small thing,
Be ever free for my linking;
And in return I shall be kind,
Your router settings I won't mind;
If you so choose though to stay closed,
I will just show the threat I pose;
To you and all your router friends,
I'll find your passwords; your lives end.
Note to readers: Please do not involve yourselves in leeching the wireless networks of unsuspecting neighbours. It is an illegal activity by law and if caught you will be punished to its fullest extent. No, seriously. Go dial up or someting.
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Ada said...
PS Hacking into some nimrod's wireless broadband is acceptable as long as you do it in the dead of the night and the moron never figures it out. nas.ISM(: said...
i have found some direction, i think. i shall take up the challenge of blogging once more. hell yeah.
to hell with making fun of people. all that can come later. i will make fun of myself first. and i shall start with my mid year examinations.
the first paper was my math paper. i started studying for it the night before. and what i studied did not come out for the paper. cool. as for the paper itself, i suppose i can say it was not that difficult, even though i only managed to scrape a C. the invigilator sounded a lot like a filipino domestic worker. no offense though; i respect that teacher. yes ma'am. or mum. whatever. the funny thing is, i didn't clear my calculator's memory. thankfully i didn't use any of the illegal applications inside it. but that was kind of a thrill. the weirdest thing is, even with the C, i topped my class. which means, my class sucks eggs. no offense faiz. you just inhale eggs with your gargantuan nostrils.
the next paper was a surprise. economics. the questions were tough. again, i studied for it the night before. only this time, what i studied came out. as a result, i'm probably third in class. yippee. but that is not the coolest part of the econs paper. the coolest part is that for the entire set of two papers taking more than 3 hours... I DID THE PAPER WITH MY FLY WIDE OPEN. i sat in a lecture theater for three freakin' hours with my giraffe feeling cool air. and i sat with my legs wide open. i was wondering why all the invigilators kept staring at me. i realised after the paper that it wasn't my dashingly good looks. still... it was kinda cool. really. and yeah i had no time to properly finish my essay so i just wrote "Peace." i got scolded. Duh.
ah chemistry. another paper i studied for the night before. but since chemistry is like my forte, no surprise i only got a B for it. it was boring. nothing special or embarrassing happened.
then there was one free day before physics. i slept the whole day through. so basically, no surprise that i did not get to even try to comprehend the last four pages of the paper. 21 marks gone. ah well. at least i passed with an E.
so maybe i should apply myself a bit more. maybe. right. hah. as if that'll ever happen.
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Psycho 3:16 said...
nas.ISM(: said...
Ada said...
it sucks not having an outlet. for stress, i mean. i have all my natural outlets. i just need some people to listen to me, pretend they understand, with no questions asked.
so ya. today kinda sucked (surprise!).
i tried to let my mother know more about myself. by some horrible twist of fate, she cried and well the day just sucked.
so here it is:
what i've been wantin' to tell me mom is essentially this: please just listen to me and what i want to say; acknowledge my meager existence, that i may be a better son and disappoint you no more. i wish to understand all that you want me to. yet still i feel that i am not understood.
this is what i think she interpreted: mom you are so unfair to me you don't love me don't care about me blah blah.
and to top it off, i'm predisposed (by my childhood conditioning) to think that it's my fault. which it probably is.
yeah well life sucks. 'cus i make it suck. sometimes i think if i'm not here, there will be huge loads of problems less for people to worry about. i'm a trouble magnet. whenever i try to help, someone always gets hurt.
so yah.
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Ada said...
That makes no sense.
Anyway, these things come and go. What can I say?
i am finally back.
things have definitely happened. lots of things.
i am a school councillor. yes. i definitely am. lots of things that i have to do now that i have responsibilities. hah, right.
i will be myself, as usual. i will find ways to do as many things with as little energy as possible. i will maintain my mask. i will work my way up.
it is difficult though. there are so many obstacles in my way. i'll just use my head to barge through them. either that, or use subterfuge. whatever lah.
i just don't know anymore. i am lost. honestly, i have lost my direction. where do my loyalties lie? where must i go first? who do i go to? what will i do? will i still be mine?
so many questions. so few answers. and how i present myself doesn't really help. everyone thinks i'm weird. whooppee. surprise.
at least, there have been some good times. yay the band won freking first for a and competition. rock on.
oh dear, i have such a sad life.
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Ada said...
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Interesting. Was that Nasuha?
fiery female mushroom thing??? mushroom?!?!?! hahahahaha
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