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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
The Evaluation of Print and Non-Print Materials (EoM)
Essentially a process through which students can conveniently waste their lives away without the obvious accountability being traced back to the teachers and the establishment. It is a slow and tedious process, somewhat reminiscent of the tortures of answering social studies source-based questions. The only difference is that there is but one question, instead of four, and the quality of answers has an actual bearing in your A Level results.
As such, many students perpetually trudge on in completing their EoMs to the best of their abilities, despite the ever obvious superflous nature of it all. Many hours of lesisure time are sacrificed as the opportunity cost of this activity and students go to great lengths to finish the said document. All this is done at the expense of more enjoyable activities such as eating, sleeping, and (erm) masturbation.
The nominal gain that students experience is severly overstative of the actual benefits that this activity brings about. This is due to the exclusion of the consideration of negative externalities, such as degradation of psycho-motor skills (as evidenced in less outstanding performances in console games) and basically (erm) less masturbation.
Indeed, the unpleasant side-effects of this (eg. more efficiant study habits and lifestyles that will ensure long and successful working careers, leading up to an enriching retirement and fulfilling life) outweigh the benefits (eg. more voluminous and viscous (erm) ejaculation).
In succint conclusion, EoM sucks.
Note to readers: If you guys have not realised that I am trying to joke here, then OH GOD YOU ARE ALL FREAKINGLY RETARDED IDIOTS. AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, YOU"RE ALL FAT. HAH.
Dumped At10:44 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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1 Comments:
I would like, totally check your spelling, but then I'm too lazy to point out all of them.
Of which there are many. Many many many.
And of COURSE you're not fat. All that masturbation drained you of all your bodily juices.
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