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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Monday, May 01, 2006
this post is some part psycho-badmouth-supplemental and some part other kinds of excrement.
Fat. i forgot to say that fat had an admirer in secondary school. i also forgot to say that that same admirer thinks that, and i quote "his face looks like a pile of shit with flies". or something like that. go ask adalmin.
to be honest, i don't think he looks that bad. maybe because i look like a rotten lollipop (thanks adalmin) with not just flies around it. but still, let me tell you. there are helluva lot more guys out there who look worse than both him and me (mostly him. i think i'm hopeless). take, for example...
jian qiang (doraemon). xuan tong (no need for any moniker. he's a horror onto himself). melvin chua. OH MY GOD. DENNIS!!! maybe me.
nuff said. i shall now badmouth someone else. elf.
i know i am soo gonna die for this...
anyway, elf. elf has unique ears. to put it simply, they're large. to make it a little bit more complicated... HIS EARS ARE FREAKY IN THEIR LARGENESS AND ABILITY TO MOVE INDEPENDANTLY OF ANY OTHER BODYPART. hence, elf.
elf is fit. he has a sculpted package (that sounds sooo wrong). he can kill me.
elf is kinda weird in his own right too. he has black hair. but he wants to dye his hair black. something about not being black enough.
otherwise, he's a nice guy. he has a temper, though. i guess the temper stems from a slight egocentric streak in him. (i'm using big words so that maybe he, being the lazy person that he is, will not waste energy pursuing their meanings, and as such my insinuations).
there's also this strange aura of paranoia about him. you can't really get it if you don't think you know him that well. but over time, you'll notice that his life very much revolves around outside opinions and the belief in himself being the center of the universe.
this may be a bit unfair cus i'm only saying what i think is wrong with him. he actually has many good traits. he's willing to help if you can coax the good side out. he's decent. as in he won't go around raping people, ever. he has his own moral code.
sometimes i don't really agree with his code. but most of the time, i've got no problem with him. like i said, he's a nice guy. and he's sooooooo gonna kill me for this.
Dumped At7:43 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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4 Comments:
words of advice: dont bite off more than you can chew... anyhoo... first one on the list!!!... woohoo!!!...
that was me by the way..
For a given value of "handsome", your entire post is moot.
eh, adalmin... i'm just seeing whether your comparison to "pile of shit" was justified. apparently not. i won't argue further though. we all know you have lots of experience with piles of shit. as said in a recent post of yours...
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