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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Saturday, April 29, 2006
the previous post disregarded, today i shall badmouth this male acquaintance of mine.
i shall call him shulk.
why? he's about 167 cm short. and he's fat. he might tell you that it's all muscle. but trust me. he's fat. kinda like the hulk. he also has lots of femalish tendencies. gayish tendencies. kinda like she hulk. but she hulk's too long. ergo, shulk.
shulk is big. otherwise, it won't be shulk. shulk is strong. shulk has questionable sexual orientation. shulk periodically shows a freakish streak. like unzipping his pants in public. or dry humping someone's shoe. be wary of shulk.
he's got money, though. he's my friend. hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Dumped At6:02 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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5 Comments:
i think you forgot to mention that he's a stunningly handsome fellow... and... the only person who would be by his lollipop shaped friend's side, waiting 3 hours for his grandma to go through 3 costume changes so she can send them all to the laundry... arrr.... btw... first person to post comment... yay...
sorry, psycho. wrong person. don't worry though. i'll badmouth you soon enough.
heyyee dude. u're like the epitomy of meeeann. and btw. add a taggie board la so it's easier. need help can ask me =D
I can't believe it took me this long to realise that Ulic is lollipop-shaped. It's like finding out that Hwang Fei Hong is Jet Li. Chinese inside joke.
HEY!! wheee im missing u too lah =D hahas all the lame n crappy shit we did in malay class like not listening to maimoon and always failing her class..hehee...and ur long smooth girl fingers are mineee mineeee..woots ;D hah kidding!..see ya around xD
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