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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Monday, April 24, 2006
let's see... what interesting things have i experienced lately?
hmm...
not too sure, actually. come to think of it, my past few days have been rather dull. so i guess there's nothing else to do but... badmouth other people!! yeah!
but first... my disclaimer
all posts are to be taken tongue in cheek. there is no sincerity in this blog. there are no implied or veiled meanings in this blog. there is nothing held against the government on the author's part in this blog. the author actually loves everyone around him. this blog is honest on that part. there is no sarcasm in this disclaimer. i repeat, i am not being sarcastic in this disclaimer. my repeating this should be proof enough that i am NOT being sarcastic in this disclaimer. SERIOUSLY.
well, if you know me, then you'll know that it's all bull. but if you don't.... then what if this is bull and the disclaimer isn't? or maybe i'm trying to make you think that... huh? huh?
anyways, i just wanna say that i love my life. everything seems so relaxed (until tomorrow, when i realise that i have homework to be handed in. right now i'm just living in denial). i also love china people. that's what i like to call them, anyway: china people. they're people from china (obviously, but if you're from RP, i have to explain all the difficult words right? RP idiots...)
china people. i love 'em. they sound so honest. and funny. mostly funny, with their 'beaudeefool' accents. but they actually sound as if what they're saying is from the heart. me being the paranoid bugger that i am, i think that it's all a FREAKIN' LIE.
oh they may seem nice now... but before you can say 'martin yen' they'll chop you up like garlic, smash you flat like this (smashing action with knife blade), and then fry you till you're golden brown. and then they'll scream ALL DONE!
so be careful, i say. it's all an act. they want to take over the country...
just look at hwa chong institution. my friend (a china person double agent) goes to school there, and his class only has two non-china people. and guess what? that school is one of te top in the country. what does this mean? THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE EDUCATION SYSTEM HERE.
what then? what else? they'll all try to gain citizenship. being highly educated and skilled, and with the foreign talent policy as it is, they'll all become citizens!!!
and without a one-child policy here, they'll multiply like rabbits on viagra! they will eventually outnumber us, and suddenly, lee kuan yew's grandson or great grand son (does it matter? the prime minister, for heaven's sake) will make us vote on a referendum. on what? whether or not the country will join the people's republic of china. you want proof, you say? did we shut out the bank of china when they became communist? NO!
they planned for this from the start, i say. i also say that i love china. i love the people. please don't send an agent to wipe me of the face of the earth. please. tongue in cheek, remember? God, i am so freakin' paranoid.
i love my life. peace out.
oh ya. before i forget. don't lose hope. the earth will help us out a bit. cus in Singapore, lightning only strikes china people (inside joke; no need to pull your hair out. yet)
Dumped At10:35 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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1 Comments:
gawdd. u can get into trouble for this. but it's not abt race luckily. it's abt nationalty. actually, our country's education system rocks so much(yeahh jeezz.), they wanna get educated here, and then cos they cant stand us making fun of their accent they go back to china. hahahahah. hopefully that's the case la. ur honesty wld seriously get u into troble one day. and wassup with RP ppl? u mean Republic Poly..?
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