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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Monday, April 17, 2006
it's about bloody time i got a new post
yay. having wireless broadband is fun. especially if it's not your broadband. NOT THAT I USE OTHER PEOPLE'S BROADBAND WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE.
it's all hearsay, as they always say...
i advocate using your own broadband. or dial up. just use your own internet, dang it. nevertheless... i HEARD FROM OTHER PEOPLE that hijacking other people's connections is fun. imagine the thrill of using someone else's things... the constant prospect of you potentially disappearing for two years in some prison somehwere... the joy of free internet....
or so i heard. not that i do it myself. i repeat. it's not that i hijack other people's connections. i just listen to what other people say. honest.
anyway, i will now digress to other mundane things i want to tell the world about... like hair.
i found out on sunday that my hair can actually stand! amazing! to think that i have repeatedly wasted half a can of wax at one go on my hair and yielded no results. it seems that london certified hairdressers and barbers can work miracles. someone should declare all hairdressers and barbers certified in london as living saints.
and the dang guy did it with a small shot of mousse. wonderful!!
i must get mousse. i hope i get the right one. wouldn't want to eat my own hair now, would i?
let's see... what other mundane stuff can i talk about without trashing my political ambitions...
i know! the GOVERNMENT!! after all, in my country you can say whatever you want about the government and don't get arrested and held without trial for an indefinite time... find out that no employer wants to hire you... suddenly get a heck of a lot of parking fines... NOOOOoooo.... not in my country. i love my country, by the way. more than half of the people here don't even know how to vote. and people wonder why i have political ambition. come on!!!
it's like the easiest job in the world! just sit around in the office all day, sign this agreement, sign that agreement, sow the seeds of war with neighbouring countries, pretend to be the victim for the time being, and cap it all off with telling the people that we are democratic.
the best part is it can be a family business... can't wait to have children.
i love crapping online. note the word 'crap'. to all you government lackeys out there reading this: i love my country. i will vote for the ruling party. i will work till i die. and intermittently post new entries in my blog which has been neglected for a very long time. i will not ask the prime minister where the money is with a loudhailer near the supreme court or something like that. i will send viruses to opposition party members. i will not seek queen's counsel (not that there's anyhting like that anymore)... yes sir yes sir three bags full. all for my country. not me. peace out.
Dumped At11:21 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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hahah lamerr. eh there's an article in new paper today about hacking into other peep's connections. you can get caught! and fined! and you'd get fined ALOT. hahah guess you need those friends with cash anyway. but wo0oo. who cares i'm gonna steal connection too when i get my notebook. =X
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