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The Chronicles of Ulic
Begin Once More
Friday, April 28, 2006
the day after is almost ended.
there's this pit in my stomach.
what to do? badmouth again, quite obviously.
today, i shall start a series of posts that profile my past and present acquaintances. if i'm feeling high enough, i'll even talk about my future acquaintances.
let's begin. adalmin. i shall speak of her first as a preemptive strike. you see, i told her it was okay to make fun of me. so to make sure that i'll be having a li'l bit more fun than her, i'll make fun of her first.
adalmin. the last time i saw her was during prom. i shall therefore describe her based on that last memory. in short, (please say this with a hongkong accent for added effect) she is kinda freaky. then again, i'm not in much of a position to comment. nevertheless, i shall continue.
she's this kinda petite woman. she says she's got nice legs cus she runs everyday (i know, damn freaky). she's just slightly androgynus lah. slightly. except for prom. she was a freakishly scary ninja girl from long, faraway hills. but most of the time, she's just plain scary.
i'm not too sure about this, but i always remember her as someone who walks with a slight slight hunch. you know, the kind of hunched movement that is almost always associated with someone who can kill you, mutilate your corpse, and get the authorities to join in the laughter afterwards. she gets freaked out when ppl sneak up on her from behind, though (oh the memories; and bruises). she can punch like a strong lady. or dennis on steroids (another inside joke). hence the scariness.
still, a good acquaintance to be around. the jokes are fresh, although i must admit that the mat jokes were lame. good laughs. lotsa good laughs. lotsa innuendo. lotsa random screaming when someone gets freaked out by the innuendo.
anyways, i don't know what she looks like now, or how freaky she is. but i know that the people in america around her are lucky. they'll get good laughs. they're also in deep bull faeces. i would know. the bruises may have left, but the trauma is in some vault in my brain. damn.
next post will be about this gay looking guy who's sorely misunderstood. i'm not surprised that he's misunderstood, cus i spread the confusion in the first place. hah. peace out.
Dumped At11:50 pm
i AM myself
i am an INTP. look up the mbti website.
typically, that means i am a creative ideas man.
i'm far from typical, though, so being INTP means i am...
cynical
skeptical
sarcastic
insensitive
unfeeling
just downright pessimistic
what i mean to say is, there is no bright side to anything.
but now i'm a lot better. thanks to my significant other. Liss you.
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Eh? What did the guy above say? Also, I look exactly the same as I did on Prom Night, only with longer hair and less leg muscles because I stopped running.
Ironically my weight has actually dropped from 63 kilos to 60 since my move to America. Must be the "poor student" diets.
AAAAAH ANG MOH LANG ARE SO HOT.
AND I AM NOT SHORT YOU GODDAMN GIRAFFE.
hahahahah. yeah the mat jokes were GOLD ok. hahah ching rocks la k ikhsan. and stop calling everyone ard u short just cos u're so unnecessarily TALL. and hahaha i cant believe u put tt as ira's link.
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